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This is the story of my life, from my point of view. If you don't like it, don't read it.

I am the single mother of a special six yearold little boy. He has high functioning autism and is a handful.

I am a performance supervisor in a call center that provides internet techincal support for morons.

My life is very stressful and this is my release. Deal with it.
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Jan. 22nd, 2006 @ 12:02 pm PARENT - Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way when we were young, none of us would have wanted the position!!!!

POSITION :
Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa

JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs for life if you play your cards right.

Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, and let them know they are appreciated

It's easy to make a buck, but hard to make a difference.
Jan. 21st, 2006 @ 01:04 am Which Are You?
The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.

Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door


Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: FlSunnyMommy
Dec. 11th, 2005 @ 08:03 pm Cuddle Buddy Application

Wanna be my cuddle buddy? Well here is your chance to apply! Please review the qualifications and if you are interested just fill out the application and send it back. Could have long term possibilities. :P Please, no references, that would be wierd. :)

Qualifications:
1. Must like cuddles - Don't get angry when cuddles means JUST cuddles, however, it may not always have to be just cuddles, but sometimes, it will be only cuddles.
2. Must be cuddley - You must be someone that likes to be held and to hold somebody else.
3. Must like pussy - OK, I could have said that better :P I have a cat and she shares my bed, period.
4. Must like kids - My son is known for waking up in the middle of the night and wanting to cuddle.
5. Warning: Sometimes i move in my sleep, therefore, I may accidently knee you in the balls.

Application:

Name:

Age:

Gender:

Height:

Body type:

Your favorite feature of yourself:

Current relationship status:

Position you normally sleep in:

Do you snore?:

Do you drool?:

Do you steal the blankets?:

Sleep naked?:

Sleep late?:

Need an alarm to wake up?:

Wake up when the alarm goes off?:

Reason for wanting a cuddle buddy:


 


Dec. 11th, 2005 @ 03:04 pm 51 Things About Moi
1. What is your middle name? ummmm.... Jo

2. Last person you kissed: not telling

3. What are you listening to right now? XBOX.... Need For Speed Most Wanted

4. Last two numbers in your phone number? 38

5. Last thing you ate? BigMac

6. Last person you hugged? my son

7. How is the weather right now? nice overcast day

8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? my mom

9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex? smile and laugh

10. Favorite type of food? italian or cheeseburgers

11. Do you drink? of course or I would die of dehydration

12. Do you smoke? no

13. Ever get so drunk you dont remember what you did? never been drunk

14. Hair color? dark blonde/brown

15. Eye color? blueish

16. Do you wear contacts? tried them....didn`t like poking myself in the eye

17. Favorite Holiday? easter

19. Have you ever cried for no reason? of course

20. Last Movie you Watched? Silent Fall.... it was amazing

21. Last time you were at work? Friday

22. Last time you were out of state? in February I went to North Carolina and saw snow for the 1st time

23. Last time you went bowling? couple months ago with my son and his friend. Sucked, but had a blast

24. Something unusual about yourself? I am honest

25. Favorite breakfast food? crossiant

26. Favorite color? dark blue

27. What are you afraid of? never finding true, everlasting love

28. If you could take a trip anywhere where would it be? anywhere and everywhere, but here

29. What books are you reading? Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy

30. Number of piercings? 2, my ears

31. Favorite movie? Vanilla Sky, Point Break, Willy Wonka, Silent Fall

32. Favorite basketball team? basketball? I can`t think of one

33. What were you doing before you filled this out? spinning on the merry-go-round

34. Any pets? a white cat named bunny and a mali uromastyx (spikey tailed desert lizard) name Lizzy Mali

35. AIM? outsiderlookingn

36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? cheese or caramel

37. Dogs or cat? depends, I love both

38. Favorite Flower? roses, heather

39. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to? of course

40. Are you single or taken? single, for now

41. Have you ever loved someone? madly

42. Who would you like to see right now? thats a secret

43. Are you still friends with your ex's? most of them

44. Have you ever fired a gun? yeppers

45. Do you like to travel by plane? yes, but car trips are more fun

46. Right-handed or Left-handed? right

47. If you can be with someone right now, who would it be someone who I could be in love with

48. How many pillows do you sleep with? three

49. Are you missing someone? yes

50. Do you have a Tattoo? not yet

51. Do you still watch cartoons on saturday mornings? of course and every night
Dec. 6th, 2005 @ 07:58 pm Positives of ADD/ADHD
1- Lots of Energy
2- Willing to try anything, willing to take risks
3- Can talk a lot, ready to talk
4- Gets along with adults
5- Can do several thing at a time
6- Smart
7- Needs less sleep
8- Good sense of humour
9- Very good at taking care of younger children
10- Spontaneous
11- See details that others miss
12- Empathy, - Understands what its like to be picked on and blamed
13- Can think of new and different ways of doing things
14- Volunteers to help others
15- Happy and enthusiastic
16- Imaginative and creative
17- Articulate - can say things well
18- Eager to make new friends
19- Great memory
20- Sensitive - compassionate
21- Courageous
22- More fun to be with then other kids
23- Charming
24- Warm and loving
25- Care a lot about family
Dec. 5th, 2005 @ 04:56 pm Makes You Think
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
Dec. 3rd, 2005 @ 08:55 am Duh...........
Punk Mama
You're a punk rock mommy! DIY is probably your
motto, because you're a punk mama at heart.
Your kids are getting your independent spirit
and guts, and learning to solve problems
themselves. You love it when they show their
independence, even when it's breaking your
heart.
Nov. 28th, 2005 @ 10:50 pm Reflections on Our Children
It became such a trend
in the 70s and 80s
those flaky fathers
the ones who
skip state
to skip child support payments
losers

kids don't know better though
they feel like the loser
unloveable
dangling

birthdays
christmases
year after year
of emptiness
nothings

I knew a girl
before she was born
sperm man
took off with his extramarital affair
so her mother raised her alone

the girl's father was nowhere to be seen
the girl's mother was at every job she could get
she didn't want lack of child support
to send them to welfare

so this girl was raised
half-sided
full of broken promises
and 5 year spaces between
paternal phone calls
if she did the calling

nothing like hearing the operator say
"I'm sorry, Miss,
there is no such person by that name
in any of the surrounding areas either."

write that in a diary and try to stay innocent and wide-eyed

so when she finally grew up
and moved away
she said
fuck
this
stopped hunting him down
and changed her name

he disowned her
and then one day
she disowned him

chasing a parent
gets old

children will give
what they receive
and they will grow up
and they will give to you
exactly
what you put in them

the reflections of children
are the reflections of parents.


(Stolen from a friend)
Nov. 10th, 2005 @ 07:35 am ?? Which Natural Wonder Or Disaster Are You ??
The doctor says I am feeling: giddygiddy
Waterfall
Waterfall


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Nov. 6th, 2005 @ 11:38 am Duh...........
"Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an up date for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage."